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Plans for when I get my own place with someone I love

itsthelesbiana:

beautifulfuckingdisaster10:

Wake up.
Have sex.
Make breakfast.
Have sex.
Go to work & wish I was home.
Come home.
Have a snack.
Have sex.
Watch tv.
Get distracted by sex.
Continue having sex.
Take a shower.
Have sex in the shower.
Cook dinner.
Have sex.
Go to sleep.

Seems accurate

Ahem

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golddiggerr:

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shantrozay:
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georgiaokweeffe:

Me

ronaldreagay:

shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test

I failed it #5monthslater

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senorhoudini:

when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.